don’t IDOLIZE the ‘IDLE’

In this suborn corporate culture prevailing around us, one hardly gets time to breathe and manage our overwrought life. But far from these stress-strains, there are human beings who enjoy every bit of time just by doing nothing and warming their office chairs. You can see numerous morons encompassing your work proximity whom you called Managers😝, Team leads, SPOC and one can call them ‘PARASITES‘

Generally, these people who either make their way up just by growing on others work, or just by licking their bosses’ ass. In my words, I would call them “KHALI-AADMI” (ख़ाली-आदमी).

• These “Khali-Aadmi” have all those privileges, which is not included in a normal employee’s CTC. A “Khali-Aadmi” has no specific shift timings, as he can walk in anytime he wakes up from last night beer and leaves the office when he gets the craving for other.
• A “Khaali-Aadmi” is particular about his eating schedule, as he walks along with colleagues for a lunch or evening snacks, maintains cordial relations with other team members who always bitch about him.
• A “Khali-Aadmi” is a true “Wikileaks”, as he has all sort of knowledge about happenings in office on regular basis. From linkups to appraisals, from IT to security guards, this “Khali-aadmi” has his spy’s everywhere.
• They even sometimes forecast the profit margins, respond to client queries, and manage deliverable just by moving his pointer speedily across the laptop screen.
• A “Khali-Aadmi” has abundance leave balance. Is it?? Yeah, it is. This person has altogether a different leave calendar, which is not issued to remaining employees. He does two round-the-country trips, manages all festivals remains sick during Mondays and still manages to carry forward his leave to next year. And if by chance, this “Khali-Aadmi” turns out to be your manager he will question your every unplanned leaves and moreover not allow you to fall sick unless he wishes too.
• A “Khali-Aadmi” is an HR’s best friend. He bitches all the office doings over a secret “Sutta break” every morning. In turn, he cashes in perks, which include the reimbursement in bills, free flow taxation process, travel allowance, and other shits, which of course is not included or your CTC.
• A true “Khali-Aadmi” gossips with you, gossips of you. He has enemies in and out of the team, whom he claims to be defeated in past battles and debates. He’s the master database much more valued than Hoovers or Factiva.
• A “Khali-Aadmi” socializes more than anyone of us. He claims to be admin of 50+ Whats app group and FB pages. He simply forward messages without giving a look at it and gets badly trolled.
• A “Khali-Aadmi” lives in the isolated den, where he shows off separated from rest of the world but has a keen interest in knowing happenings around him. He is always a ‘party-pooper’ and creates disruption at office events.
• I hope these “Khali-Aadmi” at least get some work before their managers find out and allocate them to tedious tasks.

So people, Please BEWARE OF “KHALI AADMI” and stay away from them.

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